:01:01
Except rocking and rolling,
living fast, dying young...
:01:04
...and leaving a good-looking corpse.
:01:10
I watch that hillbilly
and I want to be him so bad.
:01:15
Elvis looked good.
:01:18
Hey, I'm no fag.
But Elvis was prettier than most women.
:01:21
You know? Most women.
:01:27
You know I always said,
if I had to fuck a guy. I mean had to...
:01:31
...and my life depended on it...
:01:34
...l'd fuck Elvis.
:01:37
I'd fuck Elvis.
:01:40
Really?
:01:42
Well, when he was alive, not now.
:01:45
I don't blame you.
:01:47
So, we'd both fuck Elvis.
:01:50
It's nice to meet people
with common interests, ain't it?
:01:56
Well, enough about the King.
How about you?
:02:00
How about me what?
:02:04
How about you go to the movies
with me tonight?
:02:08
What are we gonna see?
:02:10
A Sonny Chiba triple feature.
:02:12
The Streetfighter,
Return of the Streetfighter...
:02:15
...and Sister Streetfighter.
:02:17
Who's Sonny Chiba?
:02:19
"Who's Sonny Chiba?"
:02:21
Well, he is, bar none, the finest actor
working in martial arts movies today.
:02:27
You want to take me to a kung fu movie?
:02:31
Three kung fu movies.
:02:37
I don't think so.
:02:40
Not really my cup of tea.
:02:43
All right.