:23:04
I should have my goddamn
head examined for driving like this.
:23:08
Look Carla.... Kandi....
:23:10
Kandi, you've got to help me.
:23:11
What can I do?
:23:13
Take this. Hold this.
:23:14
What are you? High? No.
Put this in your purse.
:23:17
I won't put that shit in my purse.
:23:18
He won't search you.
:23:20
-Now just put it in your bra!
-I'm not wearing one.
:23:23
Please, he's almost here!
Just fucking put it in your pants!
:23:27
No.
:23:28
You're the one who wanted to drive fast.
:23:30
Read my lips. No.
:23:34
Asshole.
:23:35
-After all I did for you, you whore!
-Who the fuck do you think you...?
:23:44
Hi.
:23:46
Look, dickhead. It's your bad luck
that we caught you speeding...
:23:49
...and it's your bad luck that
you had a bag of uncut cocaine.
:23:52
-Not a little vial.
-A fucking baggy.
:23:55
Hey, you got caught.
:23:56
It's all fun until you get caught.
Now we got you.
:23:59
Okay, Mr. Elliot, fucking actor,
you just made the big time.
:24:02
-You're no longer an extra...
-A bit player.
:24:04
...a supporting actor.
:24:05
You're a fucking star.
:24:07
You'll be playing your one-man show...
:24:09
...nightly for the next two fucking years!
:24:11
For a captive audience.
:24:13
You'll get out in a few years
and meet some old lady.
:24:16
You'll marry and be understanding
to your wife's needs...
:24:18
...because you'll know
what it's like to be a woman.
:24:21
You'll only want to fuck her ass
'cause her pussy won't be tight enough.
:24:25
Good point, Detective. Right?
:24:27
Fucking faggot!
:24:28
Krinkle, this is it, and it's all ours.
I mean, talk about falling into something....
:24:33
Would you shut up!
I can't understand shit.
:24:35
What happened?
What are you talking about?
:24:37
Okay, all right.
:24:39
Patrol car pulls a guy over for speeding.
:24:41
Suspect is covered with coke...
:24:42
...so they bring him to me and Nicholson.
:24:45
Nicholson and l.
:24:47
What's the difference?
:24:49
We go to work on him.
:24:50
We know something is strange 'cause he...
:24:52
...is fucking stupid, and he's got
a big bag of coke, and it's uncut.
:24:56
And you won't believe
what he's got to say.
:24:58
Seems a cop from some department,
stole...