Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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:18:02
Homicide, Ventura.
:18:05
How are you gonna solve that one?
:18:10
Good question, Aguado!
:18:13
First, I'd establish a motive.
:18:14
The killer saw the size of the bug's
dick and became insanely jealous.

:18:22
Then I'd lose 30 pounds
porking his wife!

:18:27
Come on!
:18:29
Now, kiss and make up!
:18:36
Excuse me.
:18:37
I'd like to ass you a few questions.
:18:40
This is not the time, Ace.
:18:42
If Einhorn come down here and see me
talking to you or your ass, I'm history.

:18:47
I can keep him under control. You have
to tell me who's on the Snowflake case.

:18:52
I can't do nothing for you on that.
My hands are tied.

:18:55
All right, that's it!
Now it's my turn!

:18:59
Five minutes alone, that's all I need!
:19:01
Better look alive.
Einhorn's on her way down.

:19:05
Come on, now. Ace, please.
:19:07
What's that matter?
Afraid I'll make a stink? Come on!

:19:11
Aguado's working the case, all right?
:19:13
Aguado!
:19:16
Good call!
:19:17
We're just a little busy now...
:19:19
...with murderers and burglaries
and drug dealers. Things like that.

:19:23
A missing dolphin isn't exactly
a high priority.

:19:30
Now you've pissed him off.
:19:33
-Would you give me a break?
-I can't hold him much longer!

:19:36
My boss is coming!
:19:38
Okay, look.
:19:40
We ran a check with local
animal-rights groups.

:19:43
We checked out the taxidermists
and we already checked on van rentals.

:19:47
So far, nothing, nathin', nada.
All right?

:19:51
Any unusual bets being made?
:19:53
Of course! This is Super Bowl!
:19:55
-What'd you find out about the tank?
-Nothing.

:19:58
Tire tracks, an escape route.
A guard didn't see anything.


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