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Fiction can be fun!
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But I find the reference section
much more enlightening.
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For instance...
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...if you look up...
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...professional football's
all-time bonehead plays...
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...you might read about a Miami Dolphin
kicker named Ray Finkle...
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...who missed a 26-yard field goal
in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17.
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You wouldn't read that Finkle
was committed to a mental hospital...
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...only to escape and join the police...
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...in a scheme
to get even with Marino...
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...whom he blamed for the entire thing!
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What are you talking about?
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She's not Lois Einhorn!
She's Ray Finkle! She's a man!
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He's lying!
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Shoot him!
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Let's just see who's lying, shall we?
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Would a real woman have to wear
one of these?
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Boy, that's really on there!
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But tell me this:
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Would a real woman...
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...be missing these?
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That kind of surgery can be done
over the weekend.
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But I doubt very much...
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...if he could find the time
during his busy schedule...
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...to get rid of...
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...big old...
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...Mr. Knish!
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Oh, boy!
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Come here.
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Would you excuse me for just one second?
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino...