:53:01
A giant baby bottle? Give me a break.
:53:03
You better figure it out,
or it's curtains for everyone.
:53:06
Oh yeah, and we want a record contract, so
let's get some record executive here pronto.
:53:14
- What?
- Why'd you ask for a record contract?
:53:17
- That's what we want.
- You don't demand one from the cops.
:53:20
lt's gotta come unsolicited.
:53:22
- What's unsolicited?
- Forget it. Just forget it.
:53:26
What did l do? l'm just yankin' the guy.
:53:28
lt's one thing to goof around but we do have
a serious agenda here. Are you with that?
:53:33
- Yeah, l'm with that.
- Good.
:53:40
Moody.
:53:44
Pip?
:53:46
What are you thinking about?
:53:49
Swimming pools.
:53:52
- Swimming pools, huh?
- Yeah. l wish l was in one right now.
:53:56
The water's all clear and cool,
and you spin around in there like an egg.
:54:04
Do you have a girlfriend?
:54:06
Mm-mm.
:54:08
No?
:54:11
lt's kind of weird us meeting like this, huh?
:54:13
l don't know.
:54:22
- We got that background check in.
- Yeah, let me see this.
:54:25
''Chazz Darby, born Jerkwater, lowa.
Real name: Chester Ogilvie.''
:54:31
DMV says his occupation
is master of ceremonies.
:54:35
- Arrests?
- Just two tickets for helmet violation.
:54:38
Just another small-town punk
comin' out west to be a star.
:54:41
- Anything else?
- Yeah. The local PD just faxed us his picture.
:54:48
Chester.
:54:50
l'm giving you the same rate
as everybody else.
:54:52
l know it's steep, but think
how many people will listen.
:54:55
This is primo advertising.
:54:58
Yo, scumbag,
are you selling ads on our airtime?