Andaz Apna Apna
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2:08:06
- The film 'Seeta Aur Geeta'!
- No! It was 'Ram Aur Shyam'!

2:08:09
Not one, but two uncles!
2:08:15
There's only one uncle.
The other's a look-alike.

2:08:18
Just like him!
2:08:20
- Let's go to the police.
- No, not the police.

2:08:22
This is the opportunity to
turn heroes in his opinion.

2:08:25
- How?
- Somehow or the other...

2:08:28
...we have to lock up the fake
one and pull out the real uncle!

2:08:34
Do you think I'd tell your clowns
about the diamonds, too?

2:08:36
- What?
- I'll give you the diamonds.

2:08:39
I?
I'll own Rs.30 crores?

2:08:43
I'll lead a decent life now.
2:08:46
I'll fulfill a dream that I had in
the corner of my heart for years.

2:08:52
I'll start a poultry farm.
2:08:57
I'll have thousands of birds.
2:09:01
Which will lay lakhs of eggs.
2:09:04
That will lead to many crore
new birds and many more eggs!

2:09:09
And billions of omelets!
2:09:12
I'll supply the bread to eat those eggs too.
2:09:16
I'll even have a bakery.
2:09:18
The Ling of Bakeries... and
the Emperor of Omelets!

2:09:23
"Our own Bajaj..."
2:09:31
You'll make omelets with
my hard-earned money, eh?

2:09:34
You'll start a bakery for the bread, too, eh?
2:09:52
Oh God!
Thank you very much!

2:09:56
What are you animals doing here?

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