:06:02
[Police Whistle Blowing]
:06:06
[Horn Honking]
:06:09
** You paralyze the gold mines
And the trains are standing still **
:06:13
** They pull you back and lay your track
just to prove it for the kill **
:06:17
**For the kill **
:06:19
[Angie]
Tina got me this job. It's great.!
:06:22
The only drag is, it's not like it's
a real magazine or nothin:
:06:25
Micro Circuit. You tell people where
you work, they never heard of it.
:06:30
** Under pressure
Whoa, whoa **
:06:33
**I can't stop the way
that you play for me **
:06:36
** Under pressure
Whoa, whoa **
:06:40
**I can't stand the day
that you waved me... ****
:06:44
[Tina]
Whew! So go ahead, Ange.
:06:48
These four nuns
are tryin' to get into heaven.
St. Peter says to the first one...
:06:52
"Sister, I must ask you before I let you
in: Have you ever touched a penis?"
:06:56
- No, never.
- She says, "Yes, as a matter of fact.
:06:59
Once with the tip of my finger
I did touch one."
:07:01
[Angie] He says, "All right,
dip your finger in the
holy water and pass on through. "
:07:05
The second one steps up,
he asks her the same question.
:07:07
"I have to admit once in the
backseat of a car, I touched
a penis with my hand. "
:07:12
"Dip your whole hand in the holy water
and pass on through. "
:07:15
The third one steps up, but the fourth
one pushes her outta the way and says...
:07:18
"Look, if you think I'm gonna
gargle with that shit after
she sticks her ass in it...
:07:22
you can forget about it.!"
:07:26
[Angie] Vinnie and I
had been boyfriend,
girlfriend since the 9th grade.
:07:29
But we still
don't live together.
:07:31
He's a plumber. Used to dream I'd end up
with a stockbroker or something.
:07:35
Someone who wore a suit.
:07:38
I mean, Vinnie's got a suit,
but it's green.!
:07:41
I'm lying under this lady's sink today
and it comes to me... like bing!
:07:46
I'm gonna make
a commercial.
:07:49
- You're gonna make a commercial?
- It's a great idea.!
:07:53
I mean, it's gotta
be good for business, right?
:07:56
- What business?
Baby, it's you and a truck.
- That's what I'm tryin' to fix.
:07:59
- Make a commercial.
- I think that's a good idea.