:35:02
Let's make a system of bells. One ring,
you're full of shit; two, you're not.
:35:06
Fine, so,
what do you do?
:35:07
- I'm a fashion model.
- Bong!
:35:10
- Screw you!
- Well.
:35:13
- What I mean is,
you're far too intelligent.
- Yes.
:35:16
Good save,
but screw you anyway.
:35:18
Never met a woman
like you.
:35:22
I've met teamsters
like you.
:35:25
Teamster
ever do this?
:35:29
Yeah, but I told him I was married
and that was the end of it.
:35:40
Should I come back
at 1:00?
:35:46
How many times has
this happened to you?
:35:49
At Dopodomani Plumbers
we guarantee...
:35:51
Cut, cut, cut.
Vinnie, we gotta do it again.
:35:54
You're doin' great, but remember
you're a little stiff.
:35:57
What's the first thing
I said to you about the camera?
:35:59
- "The camera is your..."
- My friend.
:36:01
- Right. And it's never
gonna talk back to you.
- Right.
:36:03
Say whatever you want. Just
talk to the camera, nice, friendly...
:36:07
All right.
Thanks.
:36:11
- Okay. Ready, Vinnie?
- Oh, yeah.
:36:14
Okay.
Ready... action.
:36:20
- How many times
has this happened to you?
- Cut.
:36:24
- What's the matter?
- That smile. You know how to smile?
:36:27
I'm not smilin'?
:36:30
- Just dial... 1-9-1-0...
- No, no, no.
:36:34
- What?
- Vinnie. Vinnie.
:36:35
Just dial 9-1-0,
P-L-U-M-M...
:36:39
- No, no.!
- What?
:36:45
Let me ask you a question. How many
times has this happened to you?
:36:48
At Dopodomani Plumbers,
we guarantee we can lick
any problem in one hour or less...
:36:52
or it's no charge to you;
get your money back.
:36:55
Just dial...
:36:58
9-1-0 Plummers.
P-L-U-M-M-E-R-S.