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fancy restaurants, the whole shtick.
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I want you to keep me in perspective.
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Paul, you already wear black.
- You know what I mean.
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I just can't
become a slave to my success.
:46:14
I have to stay myself.
- I think she likes me.
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Did you see how she looked in my eyes?
- The great Paul Leger!
:46:22
I started thinking
about Paul's garbage theory, about
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male organs making extra proteins
when a beautiful woman looks at you.
:46:29
And if she keeps on looking,
they produce
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an extra protein, so deadly
that one drop on the tip of an arrow
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could kill
a fucking rhino in 2 seconds.
:46:41
I started to think
what I wanted her to think,
:46:45
I looked in her eyes,
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and bingo!
:46:53
She was mine.
:46:56
Paul swears that
cavemen used this deadly technique,
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and that the deadly male protein
killed the dinosaurs, not the ice age.
:47:04
I think he saw it in a movie,
and convinced himself it was true.
:47:07
That's how Paul escaped.
:47:10
And that's just what he did
the next day.
:47:13
I never paid much attention
to Paul's garbage theories.
:47:16
But then I realized he was right.
:47:19
I felt the proteins running through
my body like broken glass.
:47:23
I tried to keep the proteins busy
by making flying machines.
:47:28
I've never built
a flying machine before.
:47:31
The proteins
were making things fly in my head.
:47:35
The more I worked on it,
the more I was sure it would fly.
:47:39
I just kept telling myself:
It's gonna fly.
:47:45
Love hit me like an elephant,
:47:48
and I was thrown
into a jungle of dreams.
:47:51
Mother was wrong about magnetic pulls.
There was only one pull,
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and she was lying on my back.
:47:58
I wasn't "falling in love,"
because I never felt any weight,