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He's a man, not an object,
Mr. Smi... Sweetie.
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A stranger doesn't tell
a father what a son is.
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You'll find
it's not me who's the stranger.
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Mrs. Stalker, let me put it this way:
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You see that '65 Coup de Ville?
- It's a '66, not a '65.
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I beg your pardon, it's a '65,
and although it's very nice,
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it needs suspension work in the front.
- The suspension is perfect.
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Fine. Then it needs a new alignment.
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Did you come here to give automotive
advice? - Though an older model,
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it still has style.
- Sugar? - I never use it.
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Now imagine if you will,
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a brand new Coup de Ville,
fresh from the factory,
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sitting alongside your '65.
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The beautiful lines of the older model
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lose their elegance. The body sags,
the finish is dull. You wash it,
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wax it, but it's still lifeless.
- Mr. Smilie...
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There isn't a thing you can do
to make it new again!
:59:13
Those two automobiles do not
belong together. Am I clear?
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No, the only thing that's clear,
Mr. Smilie... - No! Sweetie!
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...is that your attempt to insult me
with car metaphors is incredibly
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immature! - Immature! Right!
You could be his mother!
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But I'm not,
Mr. Sweetie, I'm his lover.
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And I must tell you, your nephew
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is a wild animal in bed.
Perhaps you might ask him for lessons.
:59:44
I had hoped his sexual awakening
would've been with someone who
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knew the difference
between making love and fucking!