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It's a funny story.
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I have a lot of funny stories.
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Here they are!
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Is this is for me?
You bought this for me? Very nice.
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Here.
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Thank you.
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You open yours first.
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Look what I got from her.
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I feel like a clam, right?
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I've always wanted to be a big
sea turtle. They're always happy.
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How do you know that it's happy?
- Because they're always smiling.
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Turtles don't smile.
- They do. - They don't.
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I don't think turtles smile.
- They do, and they live forever.
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Who wants to live forever?
I'd like to die when I'm 35.
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You want to die when you're 35?
- Yes. - How?
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How? I'd take off all my clothes and
get into a bathtub of ice-cold vodka.
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I'd have the TV in the room,
watching "North by Northwest,"
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when the airplane scene comes,
I'd pull the TV into the tub.
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I hate that film!
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I'd like to die as a little girl.
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I'd go up on the roof
and jump off, and I'd be flying.
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I'd look down and see all the people,
but instead of falling, I'd just fly,
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higher and higher.
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What did I get?
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What is this thing?
- Lava lamp. - Nice.