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Should we dance?
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Sometimes we think...
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...we almost always assume, we're going
through life surrounded by people.
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Then something happens and you realize:
We're entirely alone.
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Tonight, while shaving...
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...I always shave against the beard
for a closer shave...
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...I remembered this razor ad on TV
showing the hair follicles, like this.
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The first of the twin blades cuts them here.
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Then the hair snaps back
and the second blade cuts them here...
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...for a closer, cleaner shave.
That we know.
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But what struck me was:
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If the hair follicles are going
in this direction and the razor is too...
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...then they're shaving in the direction
of the beard, not against it.
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So I've shaved the wrong way all my life.
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Maybe I misremembered the ad.
The point is...
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...I could've shaved the wrong way
all my life and never have known it.
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Then I could have taught my son
to shave the wrong way, too.
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You have a son?
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No.
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But I might someday. Then, maybe
I'll teach him to shave the wrong way.
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I think maybe my English is not so good.
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Did you know that your costume
has your name in it?
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Where?
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God. How odd!