:28:02
Frankly, I don't care for your tone.
:28:06
You should thank God you have a cousin
who makes up interesting stories.
:28:09
I'm the best P.R. Guy you'll ever have.
:28:12
Do you think any cool Trade Fair girl
would give you the time of day...
:28:14
...if she knew the pathetic Bible-dancing
goody-goody you are?
:28:19
You're far weirder than someone merely
into S & M.
:28:22
At least they have a tradition.
:28:23
We have an idea what S and M is,
from movies and books.
:28:26
But there is nothing to explain
the way you are.
:28:59
Hi, Ted. Go to the front
and we will come down.
:29:12
Haven't you noticed the way he makes digs
at my intelligence?
:29:15
No.
:29:17
In the US,
we take these tests called College Boards...
:29:19
...to go to a university
that's selective, highly selective...
:29:22
...or not at all selective,
which is where I went.
:29:24
My Board scores were bad.
:29:26
You seem very intelligent for an American.
:29:28
Well, I'm not.
:29:31
The worst part was Ted
getting 800 Boards, perfect scores.
:29:35
I've met other people with 800 Boards
and they didn't seem intelligent either.
:29:39
- So Ted is very smart.
- He tests well.
:29:51
I think it's true that the height
of the sexual revolution is over.
:29:54
I don't go to bed
with just anyone anymore...
:29:56
...I have to be attracted to them sexually.
:29:59
I thought women had to have
an emotional bond with a man.