:42:01
and me on the couch
watching her...
:42:03
sprawled in a sort
of boozy stupor.
:42:06
All at once she got up...
:42:10
stalked over to the set...
:42:13
spread her legs...
:42:16
and pissed on the screen...
:42:18
like she wanted to blot it out.
:42:21
Time stood still for an instant,
and then I rolled off the couch.
:42:25
I crawled over like a lunatic.
:42:27
I wormed my way
between her legs...
:42:29
and I turned over.
:42:31
And right away...
:42:33
I was engulfed with this warm,
golden cascade.
:42:38
It spattered my cheeks...
:42:41
it filled my nostrils,
it stung my eyes...
:42:44
and then something
jolted my brain...
:42:47
with multi-megavolt intensity.
:42:50
There was this blinding flash
in the back of my eyeballs.
:42:55
I experienced
the orgasm of a lifetime.
:42:58
For God's sake, man!
:43:00
It was like a white-hot blade
piercing me through and through.
:43:04
This was my Nile,
my Ganges, my Jordan...
:43:07
my Fountain of Youth,
my second baptism.
:43:09
I think I'm probably
as broad-minded...
:43:11
as the next man...
but, I mean, obviously...
:43:14
there are limits.
:43:15
Stop twittering, Nigel.
:43:17
I'm sharing a revelation
with you, damn it.
:43:20
I'm trying to expand
your sexual horizons.
:43:23
I see. And what makes you
think they need expanding?
:43:25
I'm sure your tumbles with Fiona
are all perfectly adequate...
:43:29
very sanitary and hygienic
in their way.
:43:32
You bloody well
leave us out of this.
:43:35
At least we've got some decency.
:43:37
What do you think
you're doing...
:43:39
sharing the details
of your perverted sex life...
:43:42
with a total stranger?
:43:43
It's just downright obscene.
:43:45
Obscene?
:43:46
Have you ever felt real,
overpowering passion?
:43:49
Have you ever truly
idolized a woman?
:43:52
Nothing can be obscene
in such a love.
:43:55
Everything that occurs
between you...
:43:57
becomes a sacrament,
don't you see?