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is the same that it'll take to get Butch
and Ricky to sign letters of intent.
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We don't buy athletes.
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Let me tell you something.
in case you don't know.
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Our football team ranked in the
top ten for the last eight years
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has got a linebacker.
a tailback. an offensive tackle.
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two safeties and a quarterback
all recruited by friends of the program.
:46:18
- l don't like football.
- They're all graduating this year.
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We're clean.
My money is untraceable.
:46:23
lt's been washed. scrubbed.
laundered within an inch of its life.
:46:26
You got a future in politics. asshole.
Why don't you run for office.
:46:31
These athletes generate millions
of dollars for the university.
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What do they get? Nothing!
:46:35
What do you get?
You get a multiyear contract.
:46:38
You get a six-figure shoe deal so your
team can be a walking billboard.
:46:42
and that is all legal.
:46:43
And then you get another
six figures for that lousy TV show.
:46:47
Get out of my face.
:46:51
We owe them this money.
:46:57
We owe it to them!
:46:59
Okay. Neon. tell me the country located
immediately north of the United States.
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Spain.
:47:06
Tell me the country located
immediately south of the United States.
:47:11
- Canada.
- All right. l'll give you $50
:47:14
if you will tell me the country located
immediately south of the United States.
:47:17
- Fifty dollars?
- Fifty.
:47:19
Mexico. followed by Guatemala.
Belize. Honduras.
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Nicaragua. El Salvador
and Costa Rica. Where's my $50?
:47:26
- Oh. l was lying.
- Crazy.
:47:29
Yeah. l was married to Pete.
What's your excuse?
:47:31
You start off insulting me with these
third-grade geography questions.
:47:34
You think you're liberal.
but you're nothing but a racist.
:47:37
- Why'd you score 520 on your SATs?
- Because l wanted to.
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That makes a lot of sense. Neon.
:47:43
When l was young.
my 'hood was so dangerous
:47:45
l joined the Army. and we invaded
the Persian Gulf for a vacation.
:47:48
l make my own sense.
:47:50
So why are we here?
:47:52
We're here because maybe l wanna
go to college and maybe l don't.
:47:54
l won't know until l get in and find out
how much bullshit it really is.
:47:58
Okay. l'll make you a bet for real.
l bet you $1 00