:05:04
Since you seem so anxious
to interrupt the proceedings
with your infantile babble,
:05:08
kindly step forward
and give us your presentation.
:05:10
It would my pleasure,
my dear underpaid professor.
:05:16
Excuse me.
[ Clears Throat ]
:05:19
This, my silly, dim-witted
looking classmates,
:05:22
is a 14th century
Norwegian evening derby.
:05:25
Very few of these exist today,
and those that do reside in museums
or in the possession...
:05:30
of extraordinarily rich young men who
happen to have rather large penises.
:05:40
Well...
good-bye, Nathanial.
:05:43
You are now officially
a fancy lad.
:05:45
And it is my sincere hope
that you will bring dignity
and humility to that high honor.
:05:50
Good luck. And do tell
your father I send my regards.
:05:55
Oh, sure. In fact,
I think I have the picture
of his backside in my wallet...
:05:58
if you care to kiss it
right here.
:06:00
Nathanial, whatever shall
become of you?
:06:03
Don't worry, about me, Timmons.
My life shall never be anything
less than perfect.
:06:08
- [ Car Starting ]
- Hey! Here you go, Chubby.
:06:11
- Go buy yourself a spritzer.
-[ Coin Bounces On Ground ]
:06:14
Okay, come on. Let's get this
thing moving! Oh, and thank
you for opening the door for me.
:06:18
Oh, that was so nice,
you moron!
:06:21
Good riddance, you horrible,
dreadful, nasty little bastard.
:06:27
[ Nathanial ] You're driving too fast.
Slow it down!
:06:30
- Not that slow, imbecile. Speed up!
- [ Brakes Screeching ]
:06:38
Why on earth have you stopped
this wretched vehicle?
What do you think--
:06:42
- Get the hell outta here,
you fresh-mouthed little freak.
- Hey! Hey!
:06:46
What do you think you're doing?
[ Gasps ]
:06:49
[ Groans ]
:06:52
I merely suggested that
you have the driving ability
of a brain-dead laboratory, ape.
:06:56
- Welcome to the real world, kid.
- Well, fiine.