:43:02
Huh? What the--
:43:04
- [ Grunts ]
- What the hell are you doing?
:43:08
Thank heavens. There's still some life
left in her after all. Thank you, Lord.
I owe you one.
:43:12
Uh... here.
Willkommen.
:43:18
Aaah, geez.
:43:21
You idiot! Do you know
what you just did?
:43:24
- You just ruined my chance
at setting a world's record.
- [ Deep Voice ] Say what?
:43:27
I was swimming around the world,
Maryland to Maryland.
:43:31
And I was halfway there
until you blew the whole thing!
:43:36
No, you were just lying there
like a rat in a swimming pool--
:43:40
I was sleeping!
And by you yanking me onto
this floating Dumpster,
:43:44
I violated one of the rules set forth
by the World's Record committee.
:43:49
""At no time shall a swimmer's body
come in contact with anything solid.''
:43:54
Yeah, okay. But technically,
I'm not solid. My texture's
much more like moist bread.
:43:59
Shit. I knew it was bad luck
to swim through Hell's Bucket.
:44:03
Oh, look, you have a hard
piece of seaweed stuck to you.
Let me just pull it.
:44:06
- Relax. [ Gasps ] My wig!
- Take your hands off me.
:44:11
Faith has truly
brought us together.
:44:13
-Just... stay the hell away from me.
- Oooh.
:44:17
Attentionne, messieurs.
:44:20
Please join me on the upper deck.
I have a little surprise for you.
:44:24
Come on, fellas. Looky what
I fished out of the ocean.
:44:28
That's one little cute fishy
this cabin boy done caught hisself.
:44:33
Aw, not bad. I'd do it.
:44:36
Where in the hell
did you come from, missy?
:44:39
The last thing we need
is another straggler.
:44:42
First of all, I was minding
my own business until your son
yanked me up here.
:44:46
And secondly, don't you call me
missy again unless you wanna
lose the rest of your teeth.
:44:50
Sassy little thing, ain't she?
Want me to give her a spanking?
:44:54
- [ Men Laughing ]
- I'd like her to give me a spanking.
:44:57
- How'd you like me
to put my foot up your ass?
- [ Men Laughing ]