Cabin Boy
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:43:02
Huh? What the--
:43:04
- [ Grunts ]
- What the hell are you doing?

:43:08
Thank heavens. There's still some life
left in her after all. Thank you, Lord.
I owe you one.

:43:12
Uh... here.
Willkommen.

:43:18
Aaah, geez.
:43:21
You idiot! Do you know
what you just did?

:43:24
- You just ruined my chance
at setting a world's record.
- [ Deep Voice ] Say what?

:43:27
I was swimming around the world,
Maryland to Maryland.

:43:31
And I was halfway there
until you blew the whole thing!

:43:36
No, you were just lying there
like a rat in a swimming pool--

:43:40
I was sleeping!
And by you yanking me onto
this floating Dumpster,

:43:44
I violated one of the rules set forth
by the World's Record committee.

:43:49
""At no time shall a swimmer's body
come in contact with anything solid.''

:43:54
Yeah, okay. But technically,
I'm not solid. My texture's
much more like moist bread.

:43:59
Shit. I knew it was bad luck
to swim through Hell's Bucket.

:44:03
Oh, look, you have a hard
piece of seaweed stuck to you.
Let me just pull it.

:44:06
- Relax. [ Gasps ] My wig!
- Take your hands off me.

:44:11
Faith has truly
brought us together.

:44:13
-Just... stay the hell away from me.
- Oooh.

:44:17
Attentionne, messieurs.
:44:20
Please join me on the upper deck.
I have a little surprise for you.

:44:24
Come on, fellas. Looky what
I fished out of the ocean.

:44:28
That's one little cute fishy
this cabin boy done caught hisself.

:44:33
Aw, not bad. I'd do it.
:44:36
Where in the hell
did you come from, missy?

:44:39
The last thing we need
is another straggler.

:44:42
First of all, I was minding
my own business until your son
yanked me up here.

:44:46
And secondly, don't you call me
missy again unless you wanna
lose the rest of your teeth.

:44:50
Sassy little thing, ain't she?
Want me to give her a spanking?

:44:54
- [ Men Laughing ]
- I'd like her to give me a spanking.

:44:57
- How'd you like me
to put my foot up your ass?
- [ Men Laughing ]


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