:20:02
Fucking kids.
:20:25
Some guy just came in
refusing to pay late fees.
:20:28
Said the store was closed for two hours
yesterday. l tore up his membership.
:20:31
Shocking abuse of authority.
:20:33
I'm a firm believer
in the philosophy of a ruling class,
:20:35
especially since l rule.
:20:37
- [ Randal ]
Want something to drink ? I'm buying.
- [ Dante ] No, thanks.
:20:41
Who was on your phone
this morning, like, 2:30 ?
:20:43
- l was trying to call for half an hour.
- Why ?
:20:45
I wanted to use your car.
Snack cake.
:20:49
You don't wanna know.
:20:51
- You call Caitlin again ?
- She called me.
:20:52
- You tell Veronica ?
- One fight a day with Veronica
is all l can stomach, thanks.
:20:56
- What do you fight about ?
- We don't fight about anything.
:20:59
She wants me to leave here and go
back to school and get some direction.
:21:02
- l bet the most frequent topic
of arguments is Caitlin Bree.
- You win.
:21:05
I'm going to offer you some advice,
my friend. Let the past be the past.
:21:08
Forget Caitlin Bree.
You been with Veronica how long now ?
:21:10
- Seven months.
- Chick's nuts about you.
:21:12
- How long you date Caitlin ?
- Five years.
:21:14
Chick only made you nuts, man.
She cheated on you how many times ?
:21:17
- Eight and a half.
- Eight and a half ?
:21:19
Party at John Kay's, senior year;
I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom.
:21:22
-Caitlin comes in and jumps all over me.
-So that's cheating ?
:21:25
- No.
In the middle of it she called me Brad.
- She called you Brad ?
:21:28
That's not cheating.
People say crazy shit during sex.
:21:31
- One time, l called this girl ""mom.""
- l hit the light, she freaks.
:21:34
- She thought l was Brad Michelson.
- What do you mean ?
:21:36
She was supposed to meet Brad in a
dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one.
:21:39
- She didn't even know
I was at the party.
- Oh, my God.
:21:41
- Great story, huh ?
- That girl was vile to you.
:21:44
Interesting postscript to that story.
Do you know who wound up
in that bedroom with Brad ?
:21:47
- Your mother ?
- Alan Harris.
:21:49
- Chess team Alan Harris ?
- The two moved to Idaho together.
:21:51
They raise sheep.
:21:53
- That's frightening.
- Takes different strokes
to move the world.
:21:55
In light of this lurid tale,
I don't see...
:21:57
how you could romanticize
your relationship with Caitlin.
:21:59
She broke your heart and inadvertently
drove men to deviant lifestyles.