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:24:00
Don't ever want to break
your heart in two

:24:03
Know the crowd
is gonna sell their soul

:24:06
Take it anywhere l know
Well, l promise you

:24:09
it's making me sick
:24:13
Yes, I'd like to check on
a misprint in today's edition.

:24:16
Today's edition.
:24:18
It says,
""Bree to wed Asian design major.""

:24:22
No, everything's spelled fine.
:24:24
I was just wondering
if the article was a misprint.

:24:27
I don't know,
Like a typographical error or something.

:24:30
Maybe it should say, ""Caitlin Bray""
or ""Caitlin Bre"" with one ""E.""

:24:34
I'm a curious party.
A curious party.

:24:39
I'm an ex-boyfriend, and, well,
:24:42
I talk to her all the time
and she never mentioned this engagement.

:24:44
That's why I'm thinking
maybe it's a misprint.

:24:49
Are you sure ? Maybe there's
a vindictive printer working for you.

:24:54
Meaning like, someone who asked her out
once and got shot down,

:24:58
and this is his revenge
by putting this bogus article
in the paper when it went to press.

:25:02
Hello. Hello ?
:25:11
- [ Sniffing ]
- [ Cat Meows ]

:25:13
I don't care if she's my cousin, I'm
gonna knock those boots again tonight.

:25:17
- Look who it is.
The fuckin' human vacuum.
- Scumbag, what are you doing ?

:25:20
- Just hanging
with Silent Bob and his cousin.
- He's your cousin ?

:25:23
- He's from Russia too.
- No way.

:25:25
- What part of Russia ?
- l don't know. Do l look
Like his fuckin' biographer ?

:25:29
-Olaf, what part of Russia are you from?
-Moscow.

:25:33
-He only speaks Russian ?
-He speaks some English,
but he cannot speak it good like we do.

:25:37
- Is he staying here ?
- Nah, he's moving
to the big city this week.

:25:40
- He wants to be a metal singer.
- [ Girl ] No way.

:25:42
I swear. Olaf, metal.
:25:45
That's his fucking metal face.
Olaf, girl nice ?

:25:49
- [ Speaks Russian ]
- That's fucked up, man.

:25:51
- What did he say ?
- l don't know, man,
but this guy's a character.

:25:54
- He really wants to play metal ?
- Yeah, he's got his own band in Moscow.

:25:58
- it's called ""Fuck Your
Yankee Blue Jeans"" or something.
- That doesn't sound metal.


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