:33:01
Two packs of cigarettes.
:33:05
- I'm as puzzled as you.
- I've actually seen it before.
:33:09
- You know him ?
- No, but l know the behavior.
:33:12
- Let me guess. He's looking
for the perfect carton of eggs ?
- [ Randal ] How'd you know ?
:33:15
- I'll bet you a million dollars
he's a guidance counselor.
- [ Dante ] Why do you say that ?
:33:18
I saw it happen in Food City,
Like, last year. Different guy, though.
:33:22
Stock boy said he'd been looking through
cartons of eggs for half an hour,
:33:25
doing all sorts
of endurance tests and stuff.
:33:28
I asked him why nobody ever called
the manager, and he said it happens...
:33:30
two, three times a week, sometimes more.
:33:32
- Get out of here.
- No, l kid you not.
:33:34
They call it shell shock. Seems to
only happen with guidance counselors.
:33:38
They used to make a big deal of it,
but they just let it go now...
:33:40
because they always pay
for whatever they break,
and they never bother anybody.
:33:44
Why guidance counselors ?
:33:45
If your job was as meaningless
as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy too ?
:33:48
- Come to think of it, my guidance
counselor was kinda worthless.
- See ?
:33:52
It's important to have a job
that makes a difference, boys.
:33:54
That's why l manually masturbate caged
animals for artificial insemination.
:34:02
Go your own way
:34:04
You can call it
another lonely day
:34:32
Did you ever notice
that all the prices end in ""9"" ?
:34:36
Damn, that's eerie.
:34:38
- Do you know how much the average
jiz-mopper makes per hour ?
- What's a jiz-mopper ?
:34:42
The guy that cleans up the nudie booths
after each guy jerks off.
:34:45
- ""Nudie booth"" ?
- Yeah, nudie booth.
:34:47
- You ever been in a nudie booth ?
- Guess not.
:34:50
Oh, man, it's great.
:34:51
You go into this booth, and there's
this glass between you and these chicks.
:34:54
- And they put on a show for you
for, like, ten bucks.
- What kind of a show ?
:34:57
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit
you'd like to see chicks do.