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:55:01
- Excuse me ?
- l heard you strain
when you picked up that milk.

:55:04
- it only weighs seven pounds.
- l didn't strain. l sighed.

:55:07
I don't think so.
That was a grunt.

:55:09
A deep inhalation of oxygen
to aid in the stretching of muscles.

:55:12
I'm a trainer. l know what that
sound signifies. You're out of shape.

:55:16
- What ? There's no fat on my body.
- No fat !

:55:20
No tone either.
You don't get enough exercise.

:55:22
- You open ?
- Yes.

:55:24
- Just the paper.
- Thirty-five.

:55:27
Hey, uh, let me ask you a question.
Think this guy's out of shape ?

:55:30
I don't know.
Can't really tell from here.

:55:32
- l am-- l am not !
- He is.

:55:35
How much can you bench ?
:55:37
- l don't know.
- I'd say about 60, 70, tops.

:55:40
I know l can bench more than that.
:55:42
- Three-fifty, four.
- No way !

:55:44
Feel that.
:55:46
Hey, that's tight.
Solid.

:55:49
Yeah. Now feel this.
Roll up your sleeve, chief.

:55:51
- Oh, for God's sakes !
- See, you're ashamed.

:55:54
You know you're out of shape.
:55:56
Here.
Take my card.

:55:58
I can get you on
an aerobics/free weights program.

:56:00
- Are you open ?
- [ Dante ] Yes. I'm not out of shape.

:56:03
Excuse me.
Have you been here all day ?

:56:04
- Yeah, since 6:00 this morning.
- He's got those love handles.

:56:08
I don't have love handles !
:56:09
- Were you working here about 4:00 ?
- Yes.

:56:12
- it's probably from being
around all this food every day.
- Oh, l know.

:56:15
If l had to work here all day,
I'd be bloated and out of shape too.

:56:18
- I'm not out of shape.
- Can l have your name, please ?

:56:21
Dante Hicks. Why ?
What's this all about ?

:56:23
You're Dante Hicks ? Oh, my God.
I didn't even recognize you.

:56:27
- Because he's out of shape !
- Do l know you ?

:56:30
Yeah. Do you remember Alyssa Jones ?
She used to hang out--

:56:32
- With Caitlin Bree !
- I'm her sister.

:56:34
You're Alyssa's sister Heather ?
:56:36
- Yeah.
- You, uh, say Caitlin Bree ?

:56:38
- Yeah.
- Pretty girl ?

:56:40
A little taller than her ?
Gorgeous body ?

:56:42
- Yeah.
- And you're Dante Hicks.

:56:44
You went to the same school.
You played hockey.

:56:46
- Yeah. How did you know that ?
- You still goin' out with her ?

:56:49
- No, she's getting married.
- To you ?

:56:51
No. To an Asian design major.
:56:53
Aw, shit !
:56:55
Don't take this the wrong way,
but, uh, l used to fuck her.

:56:58
- What ?
- Yeah, about two, three years ago.


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