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While you two were dating.
I drove a black Trans Am.

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- You're Rick Daress ?
- Yeah.

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- You know him ?
- Yeah.

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- Caitlin used to
talk about him all the time.
- Really ?

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Wait a second. You used to fuck
Caitlin Bree while l was dating her ?

:57:14
Nah, man, don't let it bother you.
That was a long time ago.

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I'm surprised you didn't
know about it, Dante.

:57:19
Everybody in school knew about it.
Even in my class.

:57:22
Jesus Christ ! What next ?
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- Here you go.
- What's this ?

:57:25
- A fine for $500.
- What ?

:57:27
Five hundred bucks ?
For what ?

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For violation of New Jersey Statute,
Section 2A, Number 170/51.

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Any person who sells
or makes available tobacco,

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or tobacco-related products,
to persons under the age of 18,

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is regarded as disorderly.
:57:41
- What are you talkin' about ?
- An angry mother called
the state division of taxation...

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and claimed
that a Quick Stop employee...

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sold her four-year-old daughter
a pack of cigarettes at 4:00 today.

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The New Jersey Division of Taxation
called the Board of Health...

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and sent me down to issue a fine.
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You claimed you were working here
all day. Hence, the fine is yours.

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The fine is doubled due to
the incredibly young age of the child.

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But l didn't sell any cigarettes
to any kids !

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You sold cigarettes to a four-year-old ?
What a scumbag !

:58:06
That's sick, Dante.
:58:08
I didn't sell cigarettes to any kids !
I swear !

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The due date is on the bottom.
This summons cannot be contested
in any court of law.

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Failure to remit before the due date...
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will result
in a charge of criminal negligence,

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and a warrant
will be issued for your arrest.

:58:21
- Have a nice day.
- But l didn't sell
any cigarettes to any kids.

:58:24
Hey, wait a minute !
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Forget it. l don't wanna deal with a guy
that sells cigarettes to four-year-olds.

:58:31
Can l, uh, give you
a lift somewhere ?

:58:33
Sure. How 'bout the beach ?
:58:36
I like the way you think.
:58:43
Jesus ! What next ?
:58:45
- [ Woman ] Dante ?
- What ? Caitlin !

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[ Muzak ]

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