1:22:01
Sometimes l think
the only reason you come to work
is to make my life miserable.
1:22:04
- How do you figure ?
- What time did you get to work today ?
1:22:06
Like 10:00, or ten after.
1:22:08
You were over a half an hour late.
And then all you do is come in here.
1:22:11
- Yeah, to talk to you.
- Which means the video store
is ostensibly closed !
1:22:15
Oh, it's not like I'm miles away.
1:22:17
Unless you're out renting video
at other video stores.
1:22:19
- Hermaphrodites. l rented it
so we could watch it together.
- You get me slapped with a fine.
1:22:23
You argue with the customers,
and l have to patch everything up.
1:22:26
You get us thrown out of a funeral
by violating the corpse.
1:22:28
Then to top it all off,
you ruin my relationship.
I mean, what's your encore ?
1:22:32
Do you, like, anally rape my mother
while pouring sugar in my gas tank ?
1:22:38
You know what the real tragedy
about all of this is ?
1:22:41
I'm not even supposed
to be here today !
1:22:43
Oh, fuck you !
Fuck you, pal !
1:22:47
Jesus, there you go,
trying to pass the buck.
1:22:49
I'm the source of all your misery.
1:22:51
Who closed the store to play hockey ?
Who closed the store to go to a wake ?
1:22:54
Who tried to win back
his ex-girlfriend...
1:22:56
without even discussing
how he felt with his present one ?
1:22:59
You wanna blame somebody ?
Blame yourself.
1:23:02
""I'm not even supposed
to be here today.""
1:23:04
You sound like an asshole !
1:23:05
Jesus, nobody twisted
your arm to be here.
1:23:08
You're here of your own volition.
1:23:10
You like to think the weight
of the world rests on your shoulder,
1:23:12
Like this place would fall apart
if Dante wasn't here.
1:23:15
Jesus, you overcompensate for having
what's basically a monkey's job.
1:23:18
You push fuckin' buttons. Anybody
could waltz in here and do our jobs.
1:23:23
You're so obsessed
with making it seem so much more epic,
1:23:26
so much more important
than it really is.
1:23:28
Christ, you work in a convenience store,
Dante, and badly, l might add !
1:23:33
I work in a shitty video store,
badly as well.
1:23:36
You know, that guy Jay's got it right.
He has no delusions about what he does.
1:23:40
Us, we like to make ourselves
seem so much more important...
1:23:43
than the people that come in here to
buy a paper or, God forbid, cigarettes.
1:23:46
We look down on them
as if we're so advanced.
1:23:48
Well, if we're so fuckin' advanced,
1:23:50
what are we doin' workin' here ?