:36:00
Did you ever notice
that all the prices end in ""9"" ?
:36:04
Damn, that's eerie.
:36:06
- Do you know how much the average
jiz-mopper makes per hour ?
- What's a jiz-mopper ?
:36:10
The guy that cleans up the nudie booths
after each guy jerks off.
:36:14
- ""Nudie booth"" ?
- Yeah, nudie booth.
:36:16
- You ever been in a nudie booth ?
- Guess not.
:36:18
Oh, man, it's great.
:36:20
You go into this booth, and there's
this glass between you and these chicks.
:36:23
- And they put on a show for you
for, like, ten bucks.
- What kind of a show ?
:36:26
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit
you'd like to see chicks do.
:36:29
These chicks do it all. They insert
things into any opening on their body.
:36:33
- Any opening.
- Can we not talk about this now ?
:36:36
The jiz-mopper's job is to clean it up
after each guy shoots a load.
:36:39
Practically everybody
does it right on the window.
:36:41
I don't know if you know this,
but cum leaves streaks
if you don't clean it right away.
:36:44
- l will never come to this place again.
- Excuse me ?
:36:47
Using filthy language in front of
the customers. You both should be fired.
:36:51
Oh, l-I'm sorry.
I guess we kinda got carried away.
:36:55
I don't know
if sorry can make up for it.
:36:58
You've highly offended me.
:37:01
Well, if you think that's offensive,
check this out.
:37:04
Oh !
[ Screaming ]
:37:06
- l think you can see her kidneys.
- Why do you do things like that ?
:37:09
- You know he's only going
to come back and tell the boss.
- Who cares ?
:37:12
That guy's an asshole. Everybody
that comes in here is way too uptight.
:37:15
This job would be great
if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
:37:18
- Jesus ! I'm gonna hear
from the boss tomorrow.
- Would you loosen up ?
:37:21
You'd feel a lot better if you'd just
rip into the occasional customer.
:37:24
Why ? l-l don't bother them
and they don't bother me.
:37:27
Liar ! Tell me there aren't
customers that annoy the piss
out of you on a daily basis.
:37:32
- There aren't !
- How can you lie like that ?
:37:35
Why don't you vent ? Vent your
frustrations. Who pisses you off ?
:37:40
Well, l guess it isn't
customers in particular.
:37:44
Maybe just a group of customers.
:37:47
- Well, let's hear it.
- Well, the Milk Maids.
:37:51
The Milk Maids ?
:37:53
The women that go through every gallon
of milk, looking for that later date,
:37:57
as if somewhere beyond all the other
gallons is a container of milk...