1:08:01
I'm easy, but I'm not that easy.
1:08:03
See you later, handsome.
1:08:11
Yes !
1:08:12
[ Hip-Hop ]
1:08:30
- Get to work.
- Hey, what'd you rent ?
1:08:34
Best of Both Worlds ?
1:08:36
Hermaphroditic porn.
Starlets with both organs.
1:08:39
You should see the box. Beautiful chicks
with dicks that put mine to shame.
1:08:42
- And you rented this ?
- Hey, l like to expand my horizons.
1:08:44
- l got fined
for selling cigarettes to a minor.
- No way.
1:08:47
- Five hundred dollars.
- You're bullshittin'.
1:08:49
No, I'm not.
1:08:53
Holy shit ! l didn't even
think they enforced this.
1:08:56
- Living proof.
- l thought you never
sold cigarettes to kids.
1:08:58
- l didn't. You did.
- Really ?
1:09:01
Yep. A little girl,
maybe four years old.
1:09:03
- Holy shit ! That girl ?
- Yeah, as opposed to hundreds
of other children...
1:09:06
you've sold cigarettes
while working here.
1:09:08
- Then how come you got the fine ?
- 'Cause I'm here.
1:09:10
- You're lyin'.
- No, I'm not.
1:09:12
- Why aren't you screaming at me now ?
- 'Cause I'm happy.
1:09:15
- I'm happy.
- You're happy to get a fine ?
1:09:17
- No, because Caitlin came to see me.
- Now l know you're lyin'.
1:09:20
- I'm not. She just left.
- What'd she say ?
1:09:22
She's not marrying that guy.
She went home to tell her mom.
1:09:24
- You're kiddin'.
- I'm not.
1:09:26
Well, you've had quite an evening.
1:09:29
She went home and she's getting ready
and we're going out.
1:09:31
I feel so ineffectual.
Is there anything l can do for you ?
1:09:34
Watch the store
while l go home and change ?
1:09:36
What happened to
""Title dictates behavior"" ?
1:09:38
Well, this is my way
of spitting water at life.
1:09:40
All right. You want me to bring
the VCR over so we can watch this ?
1:09:43
No, l might be leaving early
to go out with Caitlin,
1:09:45
in which case, you're gonna lock up
the store tonight.
1:09:48
All right, but you're missin' out.
Chicks with dicks.
1:09:50
[ ""Berserker"" On Tape Deck ]