1:17:01
and my present girlfriend
has sucked 36 dicks.
1:17:04
- Thirty-seven.
- My life's in the shitter right now,
1:17:07
and if you don't mind,
I'd like to stew a bit.
1:17:09
- [ Man ] You open ?
- Yeah.
1:17:13
[ Randal ]
Aw, that's all bullshit, man.
1:17:15
- You know what
the real problem here is ?
- l was born ?
1:17:18
- You should shit or get off the pot.
- l should shit or get off the pot.
1:17:21
- Yeah, shit or get off the pot.
- What are you talking about ?
1:17:23
I'm talking about this thing you have,
this inability to improve
your station in life.
1:17:27
- Fuck you !
- it's true, man.
1:17:29
You sit there and blame life
for dealin' you a cruddy hand,
1:17:31
never once accepting responsibility
for the way your situation is.
1:17:34
- What responsibility ?
- All right, if you hate this job
and the people...
1:17:38
and the fact that you have to come in
on your day off, why don't you quit ?
1:17:41
- Like it's that easy.
- it is. You just up and quit.
1:17:44
There's other jobs.
They pay better money.
1:17:46
You're bound to be qualified
for at least one of 'em.
So what's stoppin' you ?
1:17:50
- Leave me alone.
- Oh, you're comfortable, right ?
1:17:52
This is a life of convenience for you,
and any attempt to change it...
1:17:55
would shatter the pathetic microcosm
you've fashioned for yourself.
1:17:58
Oh ! Like your life's any better.
1:18:00
I'm satisfied with my situation for now.
You don't hear me complaining.
1:18:03
You, on the other hand,
have been bitching all day.
1:18:05
Thank you. Why don't you
go back to the video store ?
1:18:07
- it's the same thing with Veronica.
- Leave her out of this !
1:18:10
You date Veronica because it's
convenient and she's low maintenance.
1:18:13
But meanwhile,
all you ever do is talk about Caitlin.
1:18:15
You carry a torch for a girl
you dated in high school.
1:18:17
- in high school, for God's sakes.
You're 22.
- Leave me alone !
1:18:21
If you want Caitlin, then talk
to Veronica and be with Caitlin.
1:18:24
If you want Veronica,
then be with Veronica.
1:18:26
But don't pine for one
and fuck the other.
1:18:29
Man, if you weren't
such a fucking coward--
1:18:31
If l wasn't such a fucking coward.
1:18:33
It must be great to have this ability
to simplify things the way you do.
1:18:36
- Am l right or what ?
- You're wrong !
1:18:38
Things happened today. Things that
probably ruined my chances with Caitlin.
1:18:42
Oh, what, the dead guy ?
She'll get over fuckin' a dead guy.
1:18:45
Shit, my mom's been fuckin' a dead guy
for 30 years. l call him ""Dad.""
1:18:49
Caitlin and l can't be together.
It's impossible.
1:18:51
Melodrama comin' from you seems about
as natural as an oral bowel movement.
1:18:55
What do you want me to say ?
""Yes, some of the things
you're saying are true"" ?
1:18:58
That's the way things are.
They're not gonna change.