:05:12
Why are you going to the airport?
Flying somewhere?
:05:16
How did you guess?
- I saw your luggage.
:05:20
And when I saw the airline ticket,
I put two and two together.
:05:24
So where right you heading?
- Aspen.
:05:28
California... beautiful.
:05:33
My name's Christmas. Lloyd Christmas.
:05:36
I'm Mary Swanson.
:05:39
This isn't my real job.
- No?
:05:43
My friend Harry and I want to open
our own pet store.
:05:46
That's nice.
:05:49
I Got Worms.
- I beg your pardon?
:05:52
That's what we want to call it: "I Got
Worms". Specializing in worm farms.
:05:58
You know, like ant farms...
:06:01
What's the matter?
A little tense about the flight?
:06:06
Something like that.
- There's nothing to worry about, Mary.
:06:11
Statistically your more likely to get killed
on the way to the airport...
:06:14
like in a head-on crash or
flying off a cliff...
:06:17
or trapped under a gas truck.
That's worst.
:06:20
I have this cousin, had this cousin...
:06:23
Lloyd, keep your eyes
on the road please?
:06:28
Good thinking. Can't be too careful.
A lot of bad drivers out there.
:06:51
And okay gang, you know the rules.
No humping, no pushing, no sniffing.
:06:55
Where've you been? My dogs should
have been here 40 minutes ago.
:06:59
Now I hardly have time to primp them.
- Don't worry, Mrs. Noogieburger.