:16:02
This business, this town,
it chews you up, then spits you out.
:16:06
I'm just an ex-bogeyman.
Make a right.
:16:20
[RadiatorHissing,
Engine Knocking, Wheezing]
:16:24
They don't want the classic
horror films any more.
:16:28
Today, it's all giant bugs.
:16:31
Giant spiders,
giant grasshoppers.
:16:34
Who would believe
such nonsense?.
:16:35
The old ones were much spookier;
they had castles and full moons.
:16:40
They were mythic.
:16:42
- They had a poetry to them.
- Yes.
:16:44
And you know what else?.
The women--
:16:47
The women prefer
the traditional monsters.
:16:51
The women. Huh.
:16:53
The pure horror, it both repels
and attracts them.
:16:57
Because in their
collective unconsciousness...
:17:00
they have the agony
of childbirth.
:17:02
The blood--
The blood is horror.
:17:07
You know,
I never thought of that.
:17:11
Take my word for it.
:17:13
Ifyou want to make out
with a young lady...
:17:15
you take her to see Dracula.
[ Chuckling ]
:17:24
[Dogs Whining,
Barking]
:17:25
Eh, what a mess.
:17:27
My wife of 20 years
left me last month.
:17:30
- I'm not much of a housekeeper.
- [Dogs Barking]
:17:33
- All right, I'm coming.
I'll feed you, my darlings.
- I'd better get going.
:17:37
But perhaps we could get together
again some time, Mr Lugosi.
:17:41
Certainly.
:17:43
But now, the children of the night
are calling me. [ Chuckling ]
:17:48
Uh--
[ Nervous Chuckle ]
:17:50
- Good day.
- Good day.
:17:56
Sweetie, you won't believe it.
I've got incredible news.
:17:59
- You got the job!
- No, I didn't get the job.