:22:00
Those teeth don't firighten me.
:22:04
How about these?.
:22:06
[ Screams ]
:22:08
Hey, how'd you do that?.
:22:11
Dentures.
Lost my pearlies in the war.
:22:15
So, what was the important newsyou
couldn't tell me on the phone, again?
:22:19
I started thinking about what
you were saying about how your
movies need to make a profit.
:22:23
What is the one thing, ifyou put it
in a movie, it'll be successful?.
:22:27
- Tits.
- No, better than that. A star.
:22:30
Kid, you must have me
confused with David Selznick.
:22:33
I don't make major motion pictures;
I make crap.
:22:35
Yes! But ifyou take that crap and put
a star in it, then you've got something.
:22:39
- Yeah. Crap with a star.
- No, something better!
:22:42
Something impressive.
:22:44
Maybe the biggest money-maker
you've ever had.
:22:47
[ Sighs ]
Fine, all right.
:22:49
You may be right,
but it doesn't frickin' matter.
:22:51
I can't afford a star,
so what are we even talkin' about?.
:22:53
All right. What if I told you
you could have a star for $1,000?.
:22:57
Who?.
:23:04
- Lugosi?
- Yes! Lugosi!
:23:06
- Isn't he dead?.
- No, he's not dead.
He lives in Baldwin Hills.
:23:10
I met him recently and he really wants
to be in our movie.
:23:12
Why would Lugosi want
to do a sex change flick?.
:23:16
Because he's my friend!
:23:20
All right, fine!
You can direct it.
:23:22
I want a script in three days.
We start shooting a weekk firom Monday.
:23:26
Mr Weiss, thank you so much. You won't
regret it. I won't let you down.
:23:31
[ Typing]
:23:34
But Bunny, you're perfect for this job.
You know these people.
:23:38
I need all the transsexuals
and transvestites I can get.
:23:41
No, I don't care if they're not actors.
I want realism!
:23:44
- I want this film to tell the truth.
- [Knocking On Door]
:23:46
Coming!
:23:48
I've waited all my life for this shot,
and I'm not gonna blow it.
:23:52
- Eddie, you got a new movie for me, eh?.
- Yes!
:23:55
It's gonna be a great picture and you'll
love your character. Have a seat.