:58:00
- [ Woman Laughing ]
- Pardon me. Miss Vampira?.
:58:02
-Yes?.
- You don't know me, but I'm Ed Wood.
:58:05
I'm a film producer and I'm currently in
production on a science fiction piece...
:58:08
with Bela Lugosi and Swedish
wrestler Tor Johnson.
:58:11
I don't understand.
Do you want my autograph?.
:58:14
No.
:58:16
No, I-- I think my film
is perfect foryou.
:58:19
Want me to show it on my TV programme.
I have nothing to do with that.
:58:22
- You should call the station
manager at Channel 7.
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
:58:25
I don't want you to show the movie,
I want you to be in it. Let me explain.
:58:29
We started shooting, but after
three days we got shut down.
:58:32
Now we're having a backers party
to raise some more money.
:58:35
So I thought perhaps you'd like
to come over just to say ""howdy"
to some of the backers.
:58:38
Look, I'm with some friends
and we're about to eat.
:58:41
Please! It would
just take one second.
:58:43
Come over and meet the backkers. There
is a really nice dentist firom Ox.nard.
:58:47
Look, buddy, I've got real offers
from real studios.
:58:50
I don't need to blow some dentist
for a part. Forget it.
:58:54
Miss Vampira!
:58:56
- Please.
- Ohh! Let's go.
:59:00
I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
Let's get out of here.
:59:03
Yeah, I thinkk
you're right.
:59:05
Thankyou, folks, for comin' tonight,
but we better go.
:59:10
And then Dr Vornoff
falls into the pit...
:59:13
and his own octopus
attacks and eats him.
:59:16
- The end.
- Whew!
:59:19
- Well, that's quite a story.
- Yes.
:59:23
So, uh, you made the movie...
:59:25
and now you wanna
make it again?.
:59:28
No.
:59:30
We shot ten minutes of the movie, and
now we're looking for completion funds.
:59:34
Oh, son, you're too vague.
:59:36
- [Machine Starting, Whirring]
- Billy Bob!
:59:40
You're cuttin' 'em
too lean.
:59:42
Mr McCoy.
:59:46
- How can I make you happy?.
- [ Spits ]
:59:49
Okkay.
:59:52
Two things.
:59:53
Number one: I want the movie
to end with a big explosion.