:08:02
And in China,
they never go to church.
:08:07
No religion, too?
:08:08
Oh.
:08:10
Hard to imagine.
:08:12
Well, it's easy if you try, Dick.
:08:15
Some years later,
:08:16
that nice young man from England
:08:18
was on his way home
to see his little boy
:08:21
and was signing some autographs.
:08:23
For no particular reason at all,
:08:25
Somebody shot him.
:08:30
They gave you...
:08:32
the congressional Medal of Honor.
:08:35
Now, that's Lieutenant Dan.
:08:39
Lieutenant Dan!
:08:41
They gave you...
:08:43
the congressional
Medal of Honor.
:08:47
Yes, sir.
They surely did.
:08:49
They gave you,
:08:51
an imbecile,
:08:52
a moron who goes on television
:08:54
and makes a fool out of himself
:08:57
in front of
the whole damn country,
:09:00
the Congressional
Medal of Honor.
:09:03
Yes, sir.
:09:06
Well...that--
that's just perfect!
:09:09
Yeah, well, I just got
one thing to say to that--
:09:13
Goddamn bless America.
:09:16
Hey, hey !
:09:18
Whoa--
:09:19
Oh, God, whoa!
:09:21
Ow! Oh! Oh, God!
:09:24
Lieutenant Dan!
:09:26
Lieutenant Dan said
he was living in a hotel
:09:29
and because he didn't
have no legs,
:09:32
he spent most of his time
exercising his arms.
:09:36
Make a right. Take a right!
:09:41
Hey !
:09:42
Ah, ah!
:09:43
What do you do here
in New York, Lieutenant Dan?
:09:47
I'm living off
the government tit.
:09:51
[Honk]
:09:53
Hey, hey, hey, are you blind?
:09:55
I'm walking here !
:09:56
Ah, get out!
:09:57
Come on. Go, go, go!
:09:59
[Singing Silent Night]