:11:01
Only goes out with
very glamorous people.
:11:03
Quite out of your league.
:11:06
Well, that's a relief. Thanks.
:11:09
- See you there.
- Off you go.
:11:14
Right. Reception.
:11:20
Bye!
:11:28
Anyone else tread in a cowpat?
:11:31
No, thought not. See you in a mo.
:11:33
Do you think l'd hate him as much
if he wasn't my brother?
:11:38
Don't want to blow my chances
for romance by smelling of dung.
:11:47
I never know what to say
in these wretched line-ups.
:11:50
It's a cinch. Just give a big, warm hug
and say the bride looks pregnant.
:11:54
- Or go for 'you must be very proud'.
- Heaven preserve us.
:11:59
- You must be very proud.
- Indeed.
:12:02
- Hello.
- Hello.
:12:04
Hello.
:12:12
Hi. We've met. It's Richard Maples.
:12:16
Bastard.
:12:24
Hello, Bern.
:12:26
Two, please.
:12:27
- You have fun.
- Take care.
:12:33
- Hello.
- Hi.
:12:37
- Do you want one of these?
- Thank you.
:12:40
- I...
- Hello, Charles.
:12:42
Hello, dear John.
How are you? How are you?
:12:45
- Good. This is...
- Carrie.
:12:48
- Delighted. I'm John.
- Hi, John.
:12:52
- How's your gorgeous girlfriend?
- She's no longer my girlfriend.
:12:55
Ah, dear. I wouldn't get
too gloomy about it.
:12:58
Rumour has it she never stopped bonking
Toby de Lisle in case you didn't work out.