:45:03
with Vomiting Veronica.
I think that was it.
:45:06
I don't remember ever mentioning it.
Maybe I did.
:45:10
Come on, Charles. I don't think l've
ever been out with anyone less discreet.
:45:14
- That's a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it?
- It is not.
:45:18
I remember you going on
about this girl Helena
:45:21
- whose mother made a pass at you.
- I remember this.
:45:24
You couldn't work out whether it would
be impolite not to accept her advances.
:45:28
That's right. Mrs Piggy.
Helena was Miss Piggy,
:45:31
so her mother was Mrs Piggy!
:45:34
I think perhaps it was a...
:45:36
We've both lost a lot of weight since then.
:45:46
Great! The speeches.
:45:48
My lords, ladies, and gentlemen,
pray silence for the best man.
:46:05
When Bernard told me
he was getting engaged to Lydia,
:46:09
I congratulated him because all his other
girlfriends were such complete dogs.
:46:16
Although may I say how delighted we are
to have so many of them here today.
:46:23
I'm particularly delighted to see Camilla,
who many of you will remember
:46:28
as the first person
Bernard asked to marry him.
:46:33
If I remember rightly,
she told him to sod off.
:46:40
And lucky for Lydia that she did.
:46:47
It's very disappointing.
:46:53
We had the most adorable girl
at our table called Carrie.
:46:57
Apparently her fiancé's awfully grand
and he owns half of Scotland.