:59:01
You may be right. It is dangerous.
:59:03
There's nothing worse at a wedding
than a priest with an erection.
:59:12
It's strange thinking
you'll never sleep with anyone else.
:59:15
- You don't think you'll be unfaithful?
- No. Not once l'm married.
:59:20
I told Hamish l'll kill him if he does,
so l'd better stick to that.
:59:23
Quite right.
:59:25
Anyway, I reckon l've had my fair run at it.
:59:28
What is a fair run these days,
down your way?
:59:32
I don't know.
:59:34
More than one.
:59:36
Well, come on. Tell me.
:59:40
I've seen the dress. We have no secrets.
:59:46
Well...
:59:49
The first one - of course,
not easily forgotten - was kinda nice.
:59:55
Two... hairy back.
:59:59
Three, four, five... Six was
on my birthday in my parents' room.
1:00:05
- Which birthday?
- 17th.
1:00:08
- We've only reached 17?
- I grew up in the country.
1:00:11
Lots of rolling around in haystacks.
1:00:14
OK. Seven...
1:00:17
Eight, unfortunately, was quite a shock.
1:00:21
Nine, against a fence.
Very uncomfortable. Don't try it.
1:00:25
I won't.
1:00:26
10 was gorgeous. Just heaven, just...
1:00:30
- He was wonderful.
- I hate him.
1:00:35
1 1 , obviously after 10, disappointing.
1:00:38
1 2 through 17, the university years.
Sensitive, caring, intelligent boys.
1:00:43
Sexually speaking, a real low patch.
1:00:47
18 broke my heart.
1:00:49
- Years of yearning.
- I'm sorry.
1:00:52
20... Oh, my God!
I can't believe l've reached 20.
1:00:56
21 , elephant tongue.