:18:14
I told her...
:18:17
"No more calling us 'gofers with guns,'
snacks in the middle of the night...
:18:21
no more checking our weapons
outside your bedroom door."
:18:24
You said that?
:18:26
In so many words, I said,
from now on, we go by the book.
:18:30
- And she stood for this?
- She didn't say a thing.
:18:33
Oh, yeah. She tells me
to go find her ball.
:18:36
I said, "I'm not a caddy.
I'm a Secret Service agent.
:18:39
- You want that ball, find it yourself."
- Come on.
:18:41
- Are you crazy?
- No. Here's why...
:18:43
Doug, telephone.
:18:52
- Hello?
- Mr. Chesnic?
:18:54
- Yes.
- Please hold for the president.
:18:58
- Hello?
- Uh, hello!
:19:01
- That you, Doug?
- Yes, sir.
:19:03
- How are ya?
- I'm fine. And you?
:19:06
Well, I got this call
from Tess Carlisle.
:19:09
And I know this sounds
a little crazy...
:19:12
but did you tear up
some flowers of hers?
:19:16
- Doug? You there?
- Yes, sir.
:19:18
- Somethin' about a bunch of roses.
- Well, uh, no.
:19:22
- It wasn't a bunch. sir.
- Uh-huh.
:19:26
- Well, how many of them were there?
- Just one, sir.
:19:29
I see.
And you tore it up, did ya?
:19:32
- No, sir. I didn't tear it up.
- Well, what 'd you do?
:19:35
- I merely removed the bud.
- From her flower?
:19:38
Yes. Sir.
:19:40
Okay. Well, let's get
past that for a second.
:19:43
- I was her husband's vice president.
- Yes, sir.
:19:46
Frankly, I owe a lot to the Carllsles.
She seconded my nomination.
:19:50
- You know that too.
- Yes, sir.
:19:51
Why don 't we try to get along better
in Ohio? What do you say?
:19:56
- Yes, sir. Absolutely.
- I don 't get it.
:19:58
One day she calls me,
says she can 't live without you.