:28:04
	You should not criticize the Elders.
:28:07
	They called that president
a ``clever tanuki.''
:28:13
	Humans are so odd.
:28:14
	You make this sound like
someone else's problem, Shoukichi!
:28:18
	No, I'm just saying we haven't
studied the humans enough.
:28:21
	Shut up!
:28:23
	Our only chance is
to fight the humans directly.
:28:25
	Don't be so rash, Gonta.
:28:28
	I think, instead,
we should tell the humans...
:28:34
	...that we were responsible
for Operation Poltergeist.
:28:38
	Have you lost your mind, abbot?
:28:40
	That's the one law we must not break!
:28:44
	That's right.  Once they know that we're
responsible, they'll never leave us alone.
:28:50
	But I'm so frustrated!
:28:53
	To have someone steal our
masterpiece and have to remain silent?!
:28:58
	No, no!  I just can't!
:29:00
	I want to tell them!  Shout it out!
:29:03
	That WE were responsible!
:29:08
	Abbot Tsurugame!
:29:09
	How can we convince
the humans that we tanuki did it?
:29:13
	We could write or call
the media and tell them.
:29:21
	They'll probably think
it's a prank call or letter.
:29:25
	Then we'll go on TV and show them
firsthand that we transform.
:29:28
	This is ridiculous.
:29:30
	They'll think it's a trick
and you'll just be humiliated.
:29:35
	Look!  This is just wasting time!
:29:37
	No one had any good ideas...
:29:39
	...and they debated it
over and over until morning.
:29:45
	Listen, we're just wasting time.
:29:48
	But if we attack like terrorists
and anger them, they'll slaughter us.
:29:54
	I'm telling you,
we can do it and not be found out!
:29:58
	Then it can't be anything big.