Lightning Jack
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Bank robbery bungled.
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''In a display of criminal stupidity...
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one of the two would-be robbers
managed to shoot himself...

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before the tellers
could even raise their hands.

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His partner panicked...
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and the two fled in fear as
the bank staff laughed in their faces.

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One witness thought one of the men
was Jack Kane.''Jack Kane?

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What happened to Lightning Jack?
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I sweat blood earning that handle...
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and some pissant reporter
just leaves it out.

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I'm writing him a letter.
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''But U.S. Marshal Daniel Kurtz
dismissed this claim...

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saying, 'Every time there's a robbery,
someone identifies Kane.

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But that colorful outlaw era
is finished.

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Kane is just a loose end
who will be cut off.

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He sure ain't no Jesse James.'''
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What do they mean,
I ain't no Jesse James?

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What's so special about Jesse James?
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He sure didn't impress me none.
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Do I know Jesse James? Yeah.
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Rode on a few banks a couple of years
back with him and his brother Frank.

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Frank's the brains.
Jesse is a pecker-head.

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Pecker. Down there.
That's your pecker.

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Jesse's a pecker-head.
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Is he bald?

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