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Does your pecker work proper?
:00:07
Whenever a sweet-smelling gal
passes close by...
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does it stand up and say howdy?
:00:14
Good.
:00:15
And you do know where to put it?
:00:20
See, you're just nervous, right? Hey.
:00:23
My first time--
the only time in my entire life--
:00:26
I was ever scared shitless.
:00:31
Yeah, it was
a nerve-jangling experience...
:00:34
for a boy of 11 years.
:00:38
It's as simple as riding a horse.
:00:43
Start with a walk.
:00:47
Now move into a canter.
:00:52
Steady-like.
Don't trot. Never trot.
:00:56
Now you hold that steady canter...
:00:58
till that sweet little creature
starts to moan.
:01:01
That's your signal. Gallop.
:01:04
Gallop. Ride hard.
Come on. Yes!
:01:11
You got business here?
:01:25
Now remember,
never just jump on a woman.
:01:29
First, tell her
she's got a pretty dress...
:01:32
nice, soft hair--
:01:33
In your case,
stroke it a few times.
:01:36
Then jump on her.
Lovemaking.
:01:44
- Hi there,Jack.
- Boys.
:01:46
Howdy.
:01:48
- Kane!
- Howdy,Jack.
:01:52
How are you, Mr. Kane?
:01:57
Mr. Kane, welcome back.
:01:59
- Thanks, Luke.
- What'll it be? The usual?