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Get your tickets ready,
:59:02
12, 22, 18, and 9.
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And for his tale of genetics gone
haywire in a retirement community,
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Steven Spielberg, "Geriatric Park".
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SEISURE WORLD
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The winner is...
:59:38
Raquel, just a second.
I just had a thought.
:59:41
Christ!
:59:42
This show is being seen
all over the world.
:59:45
If we could send good thoughts,
:59:47
transmit them through these cameras,
to the leader of China...
:59:51
Wing Wa Woo Tong...
:59:53
so that they might finally... be nice.
:59:57
Thank you.
1:00:00
And the winner is...
1:00:03
Raquel, so many
go to bed hungry in this nation.
1:00:07
Yet, cat food's full of tuna.
1:00:08
I can't help thinking
each time I go to the zoo
1:00:11
and see those porpoises
crammed into tiny tanks,
1:00:14
what a waste that is.
1:00:16
Butcher half of them now.
1:00:18
Hundreds of pounds of dolphin meat
that could be fed to cats,
1:00:22
freeing up that tuna
for our nation's hungry.
1:00:31
- And the winner is...
- So many are... cold,
1:00:35
shivering in the night.
1:00:37
I say take those cats and skin them.
1:00:39
Use their fur to keep hundreds warm.
1:00:43
Jesus, Phil!
1:00:45
And the winner is...
1:00:56
Give me that!