:05:17
Hello?
:05:24
- Uh...
- [Snoring]
:05:26
James?
:05:28
[Snoring Continues]
:05:30
Uh, excuse me.
:05:33
Ooh.
:05:35
- Uh...
- [Snoring Continues]
:05:37
Uh...
:05:46
- [Gasps]
- Coffee.
:05:49
Coffee now!
:05:51
Uh... Aah!
:05:54
There.
:06:01
All right, what do you need?
Bottle rockets? Dental dams? Reddi-wips?
:06:05
Term papers.
:06:06
Uh, actually, no.
No, I'm Tom Lawrence. I'm a pre-frosh.
:06:11
Uh, I'm just up here
a-at Port Chester just...
:06:14
just to see
if I want to go here.
:06:16
What am I,
a stop on the tour?
:06:18
Actually, a-a-admissions
arranged for me to, uh...
:06:21
t-to spend the night
at y-your frat.
:06:23
Gee, Scooter,
frats were banned in the '60s.
:06:26
They were?
:06:28
Let me see that.
:06:29
I don't believe this.
I've been pimped by admissions.
:06:33
- Okay. Want some advice?
- Well, yeah...
:06:36
Here's all you need to know.
Classes: Nothing before 11:00.
:06:39
Beer: It's your best friend,
you drink a lot of it.
:06:41
- Women? You're a freshman, so it's
out of the question. We have a car?
- No.
:06:44
Someone on your hall will.
Make friends with them on
the first day. Anything else?
:06:49
Yeah, um...
:06:51
Look, uh,
can anyone just, um...
:06:55
live in these big houses
with... with girls?