:07:00
Times have changed
in the past 30 years, Tomás.
:07:03
We no longer swill sherry
and screw goats for fun anymore.
:07:06
I'd love to tell you
all about it, but...
:07:08
I'd love to tell you
all about it, but...
:07:09
- Should I just leave
my stuff in your room?
- Uh, no.
:07:12
Look, I'd like to help you, but we're
cutting in on my nap time as it is.
:07:15
But the good news is, I got
just the guy for the job.
:07:18
- ** [Heavy Metal]
- Yo, Gut, what's up, baby?
:07:21
- What's up, Droz?
- Aaaaah!
:07:23
- Got any smokes, baby?
- No, man. Last one.
:07:25
Listen, Tom-man...
:07:27
- ****[Volume Down]
- Tom-man here's a pre-frosh.
:07:29
- I told him you'd show him around.
- Hi.
:07:31
- No can do.
- Whoa, Gut. Can't or won't?
:07:33
Can't, man.
It's grunge night at Vienna House.
:07:35
The Merkins are opening
for Frog And Toad Are Friends.
I gotta psych up for the show.
:07:39
Frog And Toad Are Friends. That's with
the guy from the Clash, right?
:07:42
- The...
- The Clash.
:07:44
I don't know if you're aware,
but there actually was music
recorded before 1989.
:07:49
What is this? You're gonna
wear this to the show?
:07:51
You're gonna wear the shirt
of the band you're gonna go see?
:07:54
Don't be that guy.
:08:02
Hey! Hey, hey. What's up,
my brothers? Here we go.
:08:05
- [Both Chattering]
- Just a quick moment...
That's all right.
:08:07
- Mullaney.
- Yeah, what's up?
:08:09
- Is this a pre-frosh?
- Yes.
:08:11
And you're showing him
around the campus? That's really swell.
:08:14
Make sure he gives you
the special bicentennial tour...
200 years of bullshit.
:08:17
- You little bitch.
- Yeah? Now we're even
for the Milk-Bones.
:08:20
You signed me up
as a weekend host.
:08:23
- You swing bag.
- Sucker!
:08:25
- Milk-Bones?
- Spring break.
:08:26
I filled his suitcase with dog biscuits
coming back from Jamaica.
:08:29
- Hmm?
- Drug-sniffing dogs went ape-shit.
:08:33
I got one more idea.
:08:35
- [Tires Screeching]
- Pigman.
:08:37
- Pigman!
- What's he doing?
:08:39
He's finishing
his senior thesis.
:08:42
Pigman is trying to prove
the Caine-Hackman theory.
:08:45
No matter what time it is,
you can find a Michael Caine
or a Gene Hackman movie on TV.
:08:49
- Wait, that's his thesis?
- Yes!
:08:51
That's the beauty of college
these days, Tommy.
:08:54
You can major in Game Boy if you know
how to bullshit. Have a seat.
:08:56
There's the TV.
Pigman's got you covered.