:09:00
Call me for the shower scene
in Dressed to Kill.
:09:02
Uh...
[Sighs]
:09:04
What?
:09:06
Did I tell you
that I'm from Delaware?
:09:09
Really?
:09:11
Well, I mean,
I just spent s-six hou...
:09:15
six hours on a public bus
just to come to Port Chester...
:09:18
to decide
if I want to come here.
:09:20
So maybe I should see the campus
or a pep rally or a tailgate party or...
:09:23
Okay, okay, I...
I've got it.
:09:25
Here's the deal.
:09:27
You gotta get all this '50s
cornball shit out of your head.
:09:30
It's a whole new ball game on campus
these days, and they call it P.C.
:09:34
- "P.C."?
- Politically correct.
:09:36
[Droz] And it's not just politics...
it's everything.
:09:39
It's what you eat, it's what you wear
and it's what you say.
:09:41
If you don't watch yourself,
you can get in a butt-load
of trouble. For instance...
:09:43
If you don't watch yourself,
you can get in a butt-load
of trouble. For instance...
:09:45
- [Droz] See these girls?
- Yeah.
:09:47
No, those are women. Call 'em girls,
and they'll pop your figs.
:09:50
- Save the whales!
- Gays in the military now!
:09:53
- Free Nelson Mandela!
- They freed him already.
:09:58
What?
:10:00
Those women?
:10:02
Those aren't women, Tom.
:10:04
Those are "womynists."
:10:06
You know, I saw
the new Madonna video last night.
:10:09
[Snickers]
Un-frickin-believable.
:10:12
See the one in the middle,
the one with the blonde hair?
:10:15
- [Tom] Yeah.
- She's looking at me, isn't she?
:10:19
Kinda. Do you know her
or something?
:10:20
Hey, Sam, isn't that the guy
that you used to, uh...
:10:24
Yeah.
:10:26
- You went out with a white male?
- I was a freshman!
:10:29
- Freshperson, please.
- Please.
:10:32
- Go talk to her. What's the problem?
- Watch this.
:10:35
He's coming over here.
Sisters, form a wall!
:10:38
- [Whistle Blows]
- [Sam] No, you don't have to do that.
:10:41
Wow. Hi.
How you doin'?
:10:43
Uh, is Sam in there?
:10:45
"In there"? What's that
supposed to mean?
:10:47
Yeah,
cock man oppressor.
:10:49
Uh, thank you.
:10:51
Maybe one of you could just
tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by.
:10:59
Okay.