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:20:00
power-chugging
watered-down Meisterchau...

:20:02
regurgitating
on the glue- matted floors.

:20:04
Kiln-like temperatures,
fights with townies...

:20:06
lines of drunken people
waiting for the bathroom.

:20:09
Wait a second. You guys
are talking about a party.

:20:13
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Gutter, tell her what's she's won.

:20:16
We get some beer,
we have a band...

:20:18
and we overcharge
at the door.

:20:20
Droz, there's no way.
We'd need an all-campus party
to raise enough money.

:20:23
No one's been able
to pull that off in years.

:20:26
- You know what happens.
Half the school protests.
- The other half boycotts.

:20:29
Yeah, and even if
we could get them all here,
it'd be a total P.C. war zone.

:20:33
Well, there is one other option.
We get jobs.

:20:37
- I vote party.
- I can't handle a job, man.

:20:40
Sounds good.
What do you want us to do?

:20:43
So, uh,
who's on beer?

:20:44
Uh, well, that would
roughly be you, Gut.

:20:46
I suggest kegs...
multiple, cold and domestic.

:20:49
I have to meet Mersh in Jerrytown
for my ride to the show.

:20:52
Okay, well, you call those useless
Frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys...

:20:55
and tell 'em you're
gonna be an hour late.

:20:57
Ceel, Katy, Raj and Deege,
your band will play.

:21:00
- Oh, sweetJesus!
- Droz, we don't even have a name.

:21:03
Get a name, give it to the Daves,
they'll put up the flyers.

:21:05
- On it.
- Pigman.

:21:07
- Huh?
- Stay put.

:21:09
We charge five bucks a head.
MasterCard and Visa accepted.

:21:13
Droz, what happened
to that cute preppy kid?

:21:17
Who?
:21:19
The pre-frosh.
:21:20
That's a good question.
:21:22
[Shouting,
Yelling Continue]

:21:26
[Panting]
:21:38
[Shouting, Yelling Continue,
Becoming Louder]

:21:42
[Girl]
Over here.!

:21:44
Hey! Get him!
:21:55
What's up, Mersh?

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