:24:04
Since then,
our numbers have dwindled...
:24:06
but we're always on the lookout
for new members.
:24:09
- You guys used to be in the Pit?
- I know. It's sad.
:24:11
The swine in there,
they're dirty, stupid.
:24:14
Worst of all? Poor.
:24:18
- [Knocking On Door]
- I'll get it.
:24:21
America's
greatest president?
:24:23
- It's me, Rand. Open up.
- America's greatest president?
:24:26
Damn it!
Who is Ronald Reagan?
:24:29
- A casual shoe for yachting.
- What are you trying
to figure out, B.D.?
:24:32
Who could I be?
[Sighs]
:24:34
- What is a blucher?
- They killed Jesus Christ.
:24:36
Who are theJews?
Open up, sucko!
:24:44
Gentlemen! I got some good news,
and I got some bad news.
:24:48
The bad news is...
:24:50
you're an idiot.
:24:52
Don't ever make me
wait outside that door.
:24:54
The good news is, Thompson
just delivered the information.
:24:57
By now the Pit will have
started planning their little soiree.
:25:00
About that, Rand...
What if their party does come off?
:25:04
Does anyone get
what I'm doing here?
:25:06
Does anyone follow me?
:25:08
We want them to have
a party, steak head.
:25:10
We want them to have the
loudest, most offensive party
in school history. Capisce?
:25:15
[Sighs]
Hi!
:25:17
Well, well, I see we have a new pledge.
Mayflower material, I presume?
:25:21
- Huh?
- It's a boat.
:25:23
Your ancestors obviously
didn't come over on it.
:25:26
But, hey, it's the '90s.
We'll take what we can get.
:25:29
Gentlemen,
we got a job to do.
:25:31
[Crash]
:25:33
Naugahyde Windpipe.
:25:35
Too metal.
:25:37
Oedipus
and the Mama's Boys.
:25:39
Too college radio.
:25:41
MyJohnson Is 12 Inches Long.
:25:46
Interesting, but it doesn't
sound like a band name.
:25:50
I've got it...
:25:52
Everyone Gets Laid.
:25:54
Katy, the womynists will be
all over us for that one.
:25:57
Ow.
:25:59
What do you think about this?
Tonight at the Pit, Everyone Gets Laid.