:39:00
Gutter never showed up,
so there's no beer.
:39:03
Our instruments just blew out,
so there's no band,
and Raji and Deege may be dead.
:39:06
Wait a minute.
No beer?
:39:08
Where the hell's Gutter?
:39:10
Probably in a parking lot somewhere
picking his nose.
:39:15
- Well, there's one consolation.
- What's that?
:39:18
We haven't
been protested yet.
:39:20
Does anybody know why
there are 24 womynists
beating bongos on our lawn?
:39:24
Stop the style of oppression
that this house...
:39:26
- What?
- Let's check it out.
:39:30
- Yeah, man.
- Comin' through. Comin' through.
:39:33
- [Womynists Shouting]
- All right.
:39:35
Deadly Zulu drum protest.
Haven't seen one of those
since my third sophomore year.
:39:39
- [Cecilia] Full- on response.
- [Dave #1]
I wish the balls weren't dead.
:39:42
You try and spread joy...
:39:44
and then
the P.C. shock troops...
:39:45
just shut you down.
:39:47
Don't they want to have a good time
at least once in their lives?
:39:50
[Shouting Continues]
:39:53
That's
a damn good point.
:39:56
Okay, now, it's true...
:39:59
the majority of students today
are so cravenly P. C...
:40:01
they wouldn't know a good time
if it was sitting on their face.
:40:04
But there is one thing that will
always unite us and them.
:40:09
They're young!
:40:11
They may not realize it yet...
:40:13
but they've got
the same raging hormones...
:40:15
the same self-destructive desire
to get boldly trashed...
:40:18
and wildly out of control.
:40:20
Look out that window.
That's not a protest.
:40:23
That is a cry for help.
:40:25
Stop the penis party!
Stop the penis party!
:40:28
They're begging us.
:40:30
"Please have a party! Feed us drinks!
Get us laid!"
:40:35
[Droz Screams]
:40:38
That's a pretty strange
theory, Droz.
:40:40
Yeah. Besides, we don't
have a band or any people, man.
:40:43
- We don't have...
- [Together] Any beer!
:40:45
We've got loose keg sightings
near the freshman dorm.
:40:48
Two cases of zinfandel
spotted near the faculty club.
:40:50
And here, the mother lode...
the bicentennial ball.
:40:53
- Moles, you're on the air in 10.
- Got it.
:40:55
Ceel, you're on bongos.
Me, Dave and Dave are on beer.
:40:59
Katy?
You're a freshman.