2:13:10
- [ Tires Screeching ]
- Wanna share a cab ?
2:13:13
- I'd go for some breakfast.
Feel like havin' breakfast with me ?
- [ Phone Dialing ]
2:13:17
Cool.
2:13:24
I don't know why, I just thought
he'd be European or something.
2:13:27
- Yeah, he's about as European
as fuckin' English Bob.
- I know that now.
2:13:31
- But was he cool or what ?
- Thank you.
2:13:33
Totally fuckin' cool,
in control.
2:13:36
Didn't even really get pissed when you
were fuckin' with him; I was amazed.
2:13:40
- [ Chuckles ]
- Want some bacon ?
2:13:43
No, man, I don't eat pork.
2:13:45
- Are you Jewish ?
- I ain't Jewish; I just don't
dig on swine, that's all.
2:13:48
- Why not ?
- Pigs are filthy animals.
2:13:51
I don't eat filthy animals.
2:13:53
Yeah, but bacon tastes good.
Pork chops taste good.
2:13:57
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
but I'd never know...
2:14:00
'cause I wouldn't eat
the filthy motherfuckers.
2:14:03
Pigs sleep and root in shit.
That's a filthy animal.
2:14:06
I ain't eatin' nothin' ain't got
sense enough to disregard its own feces.
2:14:10
- What about a dog ?
Dog eats its own feces.
- I don't eat dog either.
2:14:14
Yeah, but do you consider
a dog to be a filthy animal ?
2:14:17
I wouldn't go so far
as to call a dog filthy,
2:14:20
but they're definitely dirty.
2:14:22
- But a dog's got personality.
Personality goes a long way.
- Ah, so, by that rationale,
2:14:27
if a pig had a better personality,
he would cease to be a filthy animal.
2:14:30
- Is that true ?
- We'd have to be talkin' about
one charming motherfuckin' pig.
2:14:34
I mean, he'd have to be
ten times more charming than
that Arnold on Green Acres.
2:14:38
[ Both Laughing ]
2:14:44
Oh, man, that's good.
2:14:46
That's good, man.
You're startin' to lighten up.
2:14:50
You've been sittin' there,
all serious and shit.
2:14:53
- I just been sittin' here, thinkin'.
- About what ?
2:14:55
- About the miracle we witnessed.
- Miracle you witnessed.
2:14:58
- I witnessed a freak occurrence.
- What is a miracle, Vincent ?