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:14:01
I'm sorry.
:14:02
That's... He was just
a collector's... No big...

:14:05
Well, we can...
:14:06
-You know what?
-No, here's his head.

:14:08
It's really... you know...
I think he's gone.

:14:11
I'm, like, ruining
your whole life here.

:14:14
No, no, you're not. Really.
:14:16
Just don't... Just don't
touch anything else...

:14:19
and I think we'll be fine.
:14:22
Michael Grates, vice president
regional programming...

:14:25
"In Your Face" TV.
We've seen it.

:14:27
It's like MTV,
but with an edge.

:14:29
-Yeah. So, is it a date?
-Yeah, yeah.

:14:31
-Dinner?
-Coffee.

:14:33
-Coffee or cappuccino?
-He ended up saying decaf.

:14:36
Oh, no. Early night.
Is there any precoffee activity?

:14:39
Um... I don't think so.
:14:40
Did he ask you to go out
or to hang out?

:14:42
Go out.
He definitely said go out.

:14:44
Hey.
How are you doing?

:14:45
-Oh, shit.
-What?

:14:48
I forgot to tell you something.
:14:50
Are you out of your mind?
:14:52
Oh, my god. Lainie, he just got
fired from the newsstand.

:14:54
He needs a place to stay
till he can find a new job...

:14:56
and get his own place.
:14:58
Vickie, that's the American
dream of the nineties.

:15:00
That could take years.
:15:01
Look at it like a built-in
security system.

:15:03
We'll have a man
around the house.

:15:04
We'll have a hall monitor.
That's what we'll have.

:15:07
I don't even know if this is
allowed in the building.

:15:09
It's not like Mr. Roper's
gonna burst in.

:15:12
I'll just stay on the couch.
:15:14
Vickie,
he will turn this place...

:15:17
into a den of slack.
:15:20
What the hell is your problem?
:15:23
I have to work around here,
and unfortunately, Troy...

:15:26
you are a master
at the art of time suckage.

:15:29
Oh, well, I'm sorry, miss poster
girl for the workers party...

:15:31
but until I get that toehold
in the burger industry...

:15:33
I got a little time to suck.
:15:35
I'd rather check into a shelter
than deal with her shit.

:15:38
I know how much you
love to mainline in misery here.

:15:40
But you don't have to.
:15:41
I can get you a job interview
at my dad's plant.

:15:45
What is that?
Part of my lease agreement?

:15:47
It's either that
or a credit check.

:15:49
It's cool, Troy.
You can stay.

:15:51
Welcome to the maxi pad.
:15:53
Yeah,
with the new dry-weave...

:15:55
it actually pulls moisture
away from you. It's good.


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