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:16:00
You won't even know
I'm here.

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Should I get married?
Should I be good?

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Should I astound
the girl next door

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with my velvet suit
and my Faustus hood?

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And not take her to movies
but to cemeteries

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and tell her of werewolf tongues
and forked clarinets?

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What
"Hey, That's My Bike"...

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would like to do eventually.
as a band...

:16:19
is travel the countryside
like Woody Guthrie.

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Or Richard Simmons.
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You know how,
in his commercials...

:16:25
how he travels around,
surprises people jogging.

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As you can see,
I have the occasional run-in...

:16:31
with an anti-
"Hey, That's My Biker. "

:16:34
And to those people,
I say nobody...

:16:38
Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
:16:41
-Lainie?
-Whatie?

:16:43
The next time you make
microwave brownies...

:16:46
I'd really consider
using a microwave.

:16:49
It's just a thought.
:16:51
You know,
I finally figured out...

:16:53
what your problem is, Dyer.
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What's that?
I'm not a Pepper?

:16:57
You suffer from the philosopher
groupie syndrome.

:16:59
You're this guy
with, like, a 180 I.Q...

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ten units away from
a degree in philosophy...

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and you always fall
for these dumb groupie types.

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Now... they are not all dumb.
:17:10
Most of them
are just very, very depressed.

:17:12
Do you find me attractive,
sitting here, eating brownies?

:17:15
You do. You're strangely
attracted to me right now.

:17:17
You're oddly, oddly
attracted to me.

:17:19
It turns you on, doesn't it?
You like to watch, don't you?

:17:21
Come on.
Come on! Aah!

:17:24
Here. Ha ha ha!
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Don't! Come on.
It's not funny. Give it back.

:17:28
-Give what back?
-Give it back!

:17:29
Give what back?
Give the brownies back?

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-Aah!
-Brownies, brownies.

:17:33
Oh, I love brownies.
My name's Lelaina.

:17:35
Hey, don't!
Hey, watch the camera.

:17:37
Don't throw it at me.
That's not nice.

:17:48
Mr. Gubler, do you have time
to take a look...

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at what I've done here?
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I need my questions.
:17:54
Oh, well, here's
the research that I did.

:17:57
You might want to read it...
:17:58
because this guest has
quite a history in politics.


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