:36:21
You see, this is
where Troy was fired...
:36:23
from his eleventh job.
:36:25
He was an illustrious
office cleaner.
:36:28
Now if you'll come
this way, please...
:36:29
we will continue our short
but happy walking tour...
:36:32
of the career
of Troy Dyer.
:36:34
And here we have
the newsstand...
:36:37
where Troy dared
to ask the question...
:36:40
Are employee snacks subsidized?
:36:43
The answer... tragically, no.
:36:45
In total, he has been fired...
:36:48
from... yes, count them...
twelve jobs.
:36:50
Twelve? Ouch.
:36:52
So you shouldn't feel so bad.
:36:54
One of these mornings, I'm going
to wake up before noon and...
:36:57
Ha ha. Yeah, right.
:36:59
And I'm gonna turn on the TV...
:37:02
and there Bryant Gumbel
will be, and he'll say...
:37:04
"Today we have with us...
:37:06
"the Pulitzer Prize winning
documentarian Lelaina Pierce.
:37:09
"Lelaina, after your first film,
Why Barbie Is Bad... "
:37:15
"You seem to have forgotten
all about...
:37:17
"your best friend, Troy Dyer. "
:37:19
Troy who?
:37:20
What was that name again?
:37:22
Oh, right through the heart.
:37:25
I'll probably be working
at the Whole Foods...
:37:27
playing warehouses...
:37:28
hanging around places
like the Radio Shack...
:37:30
screaming that
I used to know you...
:37:32
and you'll be there
in the lights...
:37:33
and you'll be all beautiful
and shit.
:37:35
Oh, Troy. No, no, no.
That'll never happen.
:37:38
They would never hire you
at Whole Foods.
:37:43
You see, Lainie,
this is all we need...
:37:46
a couple of smokes,
a cup of coffee...
:37:50
And a little bit
of conversation.
:37:53
You and me and five bucks.
:37:55
You got it.
:37:58
-You know what?
-Hmm?