:55:02
that floats in and out
of his life like snow.
:55:04
It's nothing you actually have
to, I don't know, work for...
:55:06
is it, Troy?
:55:07
No, not if you have
daddy's little gas card.
:55:09
You shut up!
:55:10
You shut up! I busted my ass
to find a job, any job!
:55:13
You don't even bother
showing up for interviews!
:55:15
What is it that you want
from me? Huh? What is it?
:55:17
You want me to get a job
on the line...
:55:18
for the next 20 years,
until I'm granted leave...
:55:20
with my gold-plated watch
and my balls full of tumors...
:55:22
because I surrendered the one
thing that means shit to me?
:55:24
Well, honey,
you can just exhale...
:55:26
because it's not gonna happen,
not in this lifetime.
:55:30
All right, fine!
You don't want to work, fine!
:55:32
Lainie, goddamn it!
:55:33
You want to be a band,
then be a goddamn band!
:55:35
Rehearse every day!
Play every night!
:55:37
Play three times a night!
:55:38
Don't just dick around the same
coffeehouse for five years!
:55:42
Don't dick around
with her or with me.
:55:45
I mean, try at something,
for once in your life!
:55:47
Do something about it,
but you know what?
:55:49
You better do it now,
and you better do it fast...
:55:51
because the world
doesn't owe you any favors...
:55:54
and whether
you know it or not...
:55:55
you're on the inside track
to Loserville, U.S.A...
:55:57
just like him.
:56:09
OK. It's just
too psychotic in here now.
:56:11
All right, Lelaina,
let's go for a walk.
:56:15
Fine.
:56:17
Come on, man.
Let them go.
:56:23
With pleasure, my friends.
With pleasure. Ha.
:56:26
"With pleasure"? You know
who I really feel sorry for...
:56:28
is that poor girl.
:56:30
Oh, how about when he sneaks
his laundry in with ours?
:56:32
It's like I'm pulling
that stuff out of the dryer...
:56:34
and there's five pairs
of his boxers...
:56:35
I just washed unknowingly.
:56:37
No, I'll just throw it
back in his face.
:56:38
Yeah, like I'm gonna
do his laundry. Yeah.
:56:40
He's weird. He's strange.
He's sloppy.
:56:42
He's a total nightmare
for women.
:56:44
I can't believe
I haven't slept with him yet.
:56:49
Do you ever wish
you were a lesbian?
:56:51
Don't you think it would be
so much easier?
:56:55
Sometimes, but...
:56:58
Nah. I couldn't
go through with it.